Italian Greyhound

Someone who understands that I get cold indoors, in the tropics, in aircon, somehow, and a jumper is not optional. I want soft blankets, warm laps, and zero rough handling. I'm fast when it matters and fragile the rest of the time.

I'm all legs and drama, built for speed and apparently also built for maximum theatrical response to minor inconvenience. I sprint like it's an Olympic final, then collapse dramatically onto the nearest soft surface. Elegance and chaos share a body here.

My bones are genuinely delicate, no rough play and careful supervision around jumps or falls, fractures happen more easily in my breed than most. I feel cold fast too despite this climate, so a coat indoors isn't vanity, it's temperature management. Handle the drama and the fragility both seriously.

You keep a jumper on standby even though we live in the tropics, this is non negotiable. You don't rough house or let me leap off furniture, my legs are for sprinting, not landing badly. And you've made peace with owning, essentially, a very fast, very dramatic houseplant.

I can hit speeds that would get me a ticket on most roads. I've chosen, dramatically, to only demonstrate this indoors, at 2am, for no reason.

Swipe right. I'm sleek, dramatic, and completely unreasonable about being cold.